LUCKY MAN

BIRD : Are you angry???

LUCKY MAN : noooohh, am hungryyy....

BIRD : [gives a crunchy crispy spider] for you dude..

LUCKY MAN : craawwwkkkk nyoommm nyoommm nyooommmm... aaoouuuccchhhhh... SHIT!! [stung by spider]

BIRD : Whooopppppssss.. im so sorry..

LUCKY MAN : toonck..toonck..toonck.. [voice of swelling]